Real Babe

Its official! I have finally managed to get a real babe into my bad mobile. She’s got nice eyes, lovely locks of hair and is awesomely cute. She looked around the surroundings of my wheels admiring it for some time, keeping quiet but I think she likes it. From the looks of her telling eyes, I am positive she’s giving it two thumbs up. She looked at me and smiled still saying nothing. And then when its time for me to go she started to cry.

It wasn’t because she is going to miss me or my set of wheels. It’s because her dad said, ‘bye shanny, daddy’s not going with you. You want to go with uncle’ ? And that’s when the tap started to drip and the bawling begun. Arwwwwwwwwwwwww. That’s so cute. Ok I admit it wasn’t really that cute, I just said that to score some points with the ladies. I am not a big fan of tears especially from a fairer sex but bawling from 2 year olds, man those are scary. It makes a grown man all weak and venerable to blackmail. I am glad I am not a dad yet. When the time comes, I think I am going to be a sucker. I may need to work on two jobs then. Those tears, bam! Out comes the wallet. I am going to be such a wimpy dad. I think I should start getting a second job now to prepare for the rainy days in all sense of the word.

I am going to carry on pouting until you give me the keys to the bad mobile!