The F Word Conversation

I never imagine a conversation like this can ever happen but it did and its’ been pretty hilarious to be using the F word without cringing as much especially when the other party isn’t a guy and she thinks it is insanely funny. What was a normal conversation on the internet became pretty out of control because of some emoticon I had showing a Storm Trooper, for the clueless the Storm Trooper is a character from the Star Wars trilogy, doing the humping motion at the car park. It popped out onto the screen after I had unknowingly hit some key word liberating him onto the screen to do his deed.

Now the problem was I had turned off the emoticons on my messenger so I did not have the slightest inkling as to what the other party was seeing on the screen. So when my friend said the Storm Trooper was funny and proceeded to share her version of funny emoticon doing the same motion. This is where it started to get insane as unknown to her, I cannot see any emoticon of hers and all I saw were the words ‘got one for you. f***’ appearing on my monitor.

You can imagine my moment of silence seated staring at my screen with a swear word peering back at me. What? What did I say? It took a whole eternal 2 seconds before it dawned on me it was the key to an emoticon from her. So the moment I turned my emoticon switch back to on and seeing her F*** emoticon, the rest of the conversation went the way of intellectuals. She had a funny looking emoticon, a stick drawing of a man doing the hump and his manhood swinging about like a limp sausage out on a thumping mission.

The F word dominated every sentence that was bounced back and forth with both parties trying to outdo each other with creative ways to throw her F at me and my F on her. ‘You got one funny F***!’ ‘Hit me with your F***’, ‘The Storm Trooper is a stupid F***’, ‘For a good F*** look for…’, ‘I need a good F*** do you have more?’ ‘One good F*** is better than none.’ ‘I have to admit yours is a good F***.’

Of course the inevitable was bound to happen. Keying in both her F*** emoticon and my humping Trooper to see if they both hump in synchronization. I suppose this conversation will go down on record as one with the most sexual innuendos without really going that way. Rib tickling nonetheless which I reckon will go on for another while each time we meet online.

For the record, they do synchronize after a while. Pretty gay if you ask me.