A Bold Business Idea 102

Since I have come out with the first bold business concept, what’s stopping me at the 2nd or 3rd. So here goes. Bold business concept 102. So your date and you are really into each other, literally and you can’t bring her home because your mom might walk into your room thinking you have hurt yourself badly when she hears the moaning coming from your room. Neither can you to her home for the very same reason. You can’t bring her to a local budget hotel either because :
a) You are too cheap to pay for it.
b) Your mom might walk in because of the moaning coming out of the room you just checked into with your date.
c) Her mom might walk in because of the moaning coming out of the room you just checked into with her daughter.
d) You may walk into people who may recognize you and may result in the following problem –
i) Your relative who saw you checked into the sleazy hotel tells your mom who may proceed to walk into the room because of the moaning coming out of the room.
ii) Her relative who saw her checking into the sleazy hotel with a sleaze ball and tells her mom who may proceed to walk into the room and rip your privates off.
iii) Your wife’s relatives may see you checking into a sleazy hotel and tells on you and your wife may proceed to walk into the room and rip your privates off.

So with so many inconveniences, you are just left with simple 2 options. 1st option is to really buy another apartment that is used purely for purposes other than living in it. But then you may just run into problem D (change sleazy hotel to private apartment) and that just turns it into a bloody waste of money. Waste of money because you can’t use it anymore for the very reason you bought it for. Bloody because your privates were ripped off.

2nd option is to turn your automobile into a hotel-mobile. Tada! Now you just have one problem. You need to have either a lot of newspapers to block out the prying eyes at the windows or buy a mini car curtain and draw the blinds but that also means the wifey may then proceed to question the need for curtains in the family mobile.

Here’s the solution for all hotel-mobilers, a car park which has tents which are big enough for a vehicle to drive into. Ka Ching! Pay the attendant the fee for an hour usage or two, he closes the tent. There you go. Privacy without the need for newspapers, curtain blinds etc and no one can see you check in since there is no hotel lobby to do a sign in.

Just make sure you take note of the time running out or the attendant will just open up the tent and leave you exposed literally also. Then you run into a risk of point D all over again. Which also means the end of your hotel mobile episode since you may no longer have any privates left.