Kids without pants.

I know this has nothing to do with my bad mobile but I just don’t get it. I walked into my friend’s home and there they were. Kids. Kids running around in their briefs. What’s the deal? I asked ‘Hey little man, why aren’t you wearing any pants. You forgot about them after attending to some personal business?’ And their moms replied they are in their briefs. Duh. I can see that. It is cute when little boys are running around semi naked but it’s an offence for a grown man to do that in his own home? I just don’t get it. Why can’t I go around in my Calvin Klein’s and greet my guests who happened to drop by? Put on some pants dude! What’s wrong with you? Oh and its oooooooookay for your kids to be running around in their Spiderman underpants. Sure….nice.

I don’t know much about parenting and that’s probably because I don’t have any kids to begin with. Unless there are some of mine whom I do not know of and I hope they don’t start the introduction with a daaaaaaaadddddddddddy on the phone. But how do you put up with the screaming???!!! It’s amazing how 2000 decibels can come out of those puny lungs! One kid starts screaming and the rest will try to outdo each other. It suddenly becomes a contest and there’s not even a prize at the end of it! What’s the whole point of it all? Heck what is the whole point of even screaming if there is nothing even scary to begin with. I believe their parents have all become deaf as a result of it. It is the only possible explanation I can come out with if not how can they not be affected by it and it seems just like pre dawn serenity? I get a splitting headache from that and it makes me want to bolt out of their home screaming. Ok maybe just the bolting out of their home bit.

I just don’t get it. I believe if I were to suddenly start screaming in the room full of adults, they will for starters give me strange looks and probably do the next most logical thing. Edge away slowly without creating too much attention and at the same time trying to make it look natural. That guy is crazy, stay far away. Better yet, let’s leave the room before he starts shooting people. Hey come on guys. I have seen the kids do it. They seem to enjoy it. Let’s all scream and see who’s got the loudest and most piercing one. It’s going to be a blast!

I just don’t get it.