I was right!!!!

I knew it! My gut feel was correct about my impending lottery big win! Blah to all the fortune tellers who said this year is not a good year for me in lucky money wins! Neh Ni Neh Ni Boo Boo. I won! I won the recent lottery. The prize money was a cool 1.7 million buckerooos! Ahhhhh I can smell the scent of my dollars and the look on the lottery counter lady’s face as I cash out my winnings. Every single piece of a whole sweet $20. Ten pieces if she gives me in $2 or two pieces if she gives me in tens. Whooyeah! Who’s your daddy now eh!

Alright so it’s not that big prize winner I was predicting myself to be. But hey $20 is still the start of the road to my big money, the elusive bucket of gold at the end of the rainbow. There’s still plenty of time to go before the year ends and this year 2009 is THE year that I am going to collect my riches. Thank you Singapore Pools, my favorite other uncle that’s not really my uncle but its like an uncle that gives you money for no reason other than you being good for the year. No wait I think that’s Santa Claus. You know what I mean right? Who cares what you think. I still have the whole of April to December to fulfill my dream. Let’s see who will be laughing then wise ass!

Ok so I didn’t win the latest lottery but this Wednesday it’s my turn to hold the cheque of 2.2 million. Yeah let me see you cry because you are missed out on the ‘to treat’ list for being a non believer. I will so win that! If not there’s still another 8 months to go. Stop laughing. Bugger off. I hate you all. Maybe I should just save my $20.