WTF????!!!!!

Ok so I don’t always get it. So I don’t always click with everyone. Given my nature, it would be pretty hard for me not to be able to blend in with almost any group. A fact that can be attested by people who know me best or not. So I could never fathom why my ex has this strong need to engage in the company of this group of girlfriends of hers. Neither the topic nor conversation is least enchanting or funny. Well to me only I guess. I mean if at least one of them was funny, it would have been really hard to not want to be in their company all the time.

The worse is when someone tries to tell everyone something funny and the only person that’s really laughing is the same person, now that’s just really???? Which was how I felt when I accompanied my girlfriend then, and joined her girlfriends at a members club next to the sea. She loves the place and she loves them. I loved her dearly so I went along. The only person in the group apart from my ex whom I can talk with was not there so I can say they are boring. In all fairness, it was only that one night I was there with them when I made this judgment. No wait, I have hung out with them on other occassions before too. Ok it is official then, they are boring.

The topic sort of went like this….” Oh I said blah blah blah.” “Ha Ha Ha Ha” Note the laughter came from the speaker who had her fingers posed like some high society lady right after that statement while the other hand held nachos. The rest were having blank looks but wearing polite smiles. Fine I was the only one wearing a polite smile, the rest were smiling for god knows what. Then she proceeded to clarify, which I wish she didn’t, “Actually this was what happened….she said this, so I said this. And then she said this, so I said this and that’s how it all ended up with me saying this.” This was again followed by another round of Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha from the speaker mostly.

What the fxxx???!!! What the hell was that??!! It was because I came for my girlfriend and not for the company or I would have leaped over the railing and drowned myself in the open sea. Because I love her, I resisted this very big urge to reach over and choked her beloved girlfriend till she will never speak again. Either that or spanked her till she never dares to pretend to tell a funny story. IT’S NOT BLINKING FUNNY!!! I couldn’t even force out a chuckle. Not even when I tickled myself hard. My toes will drop off first before they can laugh at that.

Well, I never have to hang around them again or someone is not going to speak for a very long time. The only good thing that came out of my breakup with my girlfriend is I am no longer compelled to be with them as I am beginning to find a growing feminine side to me…being BITCHY!