Wild dogs and hot pants.

So I was at the latest IT show with a date, hey she wanted to grab something for herself though I kind of wish it was me, and I have to say you see the craziest people there. We were coming up to this two oldish dudes in typical outfits, checker shirts tucked out with waist pouches around their but of course waist, and one of them was profusely apologizing to a couple facing them.

One of the dude was trying to play mediator in his best English ‘He orledy say solly already. Ok? Solly ok. Solly ah.’ The guy they were apologizing to was pretty brutish. Built like a Mastiff with a face all mothers will reject, baseball cap, heavy frame glasses to probably cover his lack of charm. On his blind side was his Chiwawa girlfriend and she didn’t look any better. He probably didn’t know if he should accept the guys’ apologies or bite them so in the end for good measures, he gave the mediator a hard shove on his shoulder. I guess he was waiting for a retaliative push so he could rip the old fogies apart and pass his gal a bone to gnaw on. The guys figured a shove is better than getting rabies and they moved on after that episode.

Oh come on! It’s the IT show. Tens of thousands throng the place hunting for bargain of the season. You are bound to unintentionally bump into others and sometimes jab them with your purchases. Hey I got my foot run over by some guy pulling his printer on a trolley. You don’t see me sinking my teeth into his ankles in retaliation. Grow up man.

IT shows are the best place to check chicks out and I am not referring to the consumers. I am talking about the salesgirls! God! You should have seen the outfits some of them are decked in. Mini hot pants that showed a good portion of cracks from the top and cheeks from the bottom. Nice. If you are at that, might as well not wear anything. Come to think of it, all new product entrants to the show should always hire chicks that barely wear anything. You are definitely going to get a lot of eyeballs and not to mention raise awareness. If they keep bringing these chicks in, I am not going to bring a date there the next time!