Dr. Feel Good.

I think everyone’s has to have one of these Dr. Feel Good. The gender of the doctor doesn’t really matter. What matters most is their ability to turn your not so great day into one that goes into a good start no matter how late the day already is. It’s really useful as they do nothing but massage your ego. All you need is to go ‘I am feeling lousy today Dr. Feel Good’ and he or she will go into this barrage of verbal flower bath cleansing your wounds. ‘I love the way you look today’, ‘You look really awesome in shirt and pants’, ‘Your bad mobile is the most comfortable ride I have EVER taken. It feels like home’, ‘There’s no other guy as great as you.’ You get the picture. The good doctor will go on and on until you signal you are reborn again. The world is once again a beautiful place.

I had one. Then he has to go tender his resignation to my boss. Nuts. Where am I going to find the replacement? He is as rare as a leprechaun. It’s not quite the same saying all that to yourself in the mirror every morning. ‘How ARE you doing?’ ‘Looking sharp.’ Don’t quite cut it. You need to hear it from a neutral third party even though it’s just from the good ‘o doc whom you know will only dispense goodies. This sucks man. Going to miss having you around Steven. All the best mate.

If you can’t find yourself a leprechaun, I have this other solution to bring some laughs to chase away the gloom you may be feeling. I think she is highly talented and awesomely funny to boot. Helps that she is GORGEOUS. She will make it big time, mark my words. Oh and she is GORGEOUSLY HOT. Reading her blog is like watching one of those old black and white Charlie Chaplin slapstick movies ‘cept that she is GORGEOUSLY CUTER than he will ever be. Check her out, ahem, I mean her blog at http://www.stickgal.blogspot.com/ Oh did I forget to mention that she is GORGEOUS?