My Bad Mobile

Its finally here. My bad mobile. I've been talking about it for months and how chicks are going to love my continental vehicle. Chicks dig all things continental right? I mean look at the girls flocking to the western bodies. They are so going to love my wheels. Its going to be the bad ass kinda mobile that I envisage. I even got slick lines all thought up , albeit modified movie lines, but heck if they have gone on to become blockbusters I am sure they are worth something. ' To the bad mobile ', ' wanna check out my bad cave? ' or ' you like my bad suit? ' All right so the last two didn't quite make it to the movie dialogue but it doesn't mean I cant make up my own.

So it is. I drive a continental vehicle. Its got great rims, strong suspension, decent sound system with acoustic surrounding and loads of make out space. I am sure its all going to pan out the way I dream its going to be like. Yeah 7 days a week. 7 days worth of babes. Its so going to rock my world.

Picture myself cruising down the highway in my solidly build babe killing machine blasting my stereos to the tune of Justin Timberlake's Sexy Back. Ladies will turn their head and marvel how gorgeous the black bad ass mobile look. Content inside is not important at this moment. Its the body they always check out first. Yeah baby. Head slightly turned, I give them a knowing nod and turn my attention away from them. Its how the game is played. Hard to get. They want you even more when they cant get all your attention. Now they WILL all want to clamour, beat, scratch their opponents in the bid to be the first in the front seat. There's only one ticket and they will get dirty to be THE ONE. Oh I am totally going to enjoy this. Ding Ding. Round one.