In Conversation...

Friend : ‘ Duuuuuuuuuude, I heard you got yourself a set of new wheels. ‘

Bad Cookie Monster : ‘ Yeah man. It’s got shit load of room space for stretching man. No economy class syndrome. ‘

Friend : ‘ Coooooool. What make and colour is it? ‘

Bad Cookie Monster : ‘ Its continental and its in sexy black man. It’s got all these cool gadgets and check out this remote with a bling logo key chain. ‘

Friend : ‘ Awesome. You the man! ‘

Bad Cookie Monster : ‘ Nope. I am the Bad Man who’s gonna get babes to sit in my ride. Hooo yeah. ‘

Friend : ‘ Can I sit in your ride? ‘

Bad Cookie Monster : ‘ Dude, I said BABES. ‘

Friend : ‘ You ARE a BAD MAN. ‘

Bad Cookie Monster : ‘ Focus man. I already told you I am the Bad Man. Don’t have to repeat what I already know. ‘

Friend : ‘ Boohoo hooooo ‘ Runs away.

Bad Cookie Monster : ‘ Fairy. ‘