First Chick

She said it’s really nice, great space and very comfortable seats. Marveled at the shape and its solidly built body. How smooth the ride is and that continentals are really different. See I told you so. I knew that it’s going to be a great investment and how ladies will think its cool too. Thanks mom! I knew you would say it’s a great buy too. Oh shut it. So the first chick that hopped into my wheels impressed is someone I know very well. So she’s my mom. Say anything rude and I’m coming round to kick your butt. And no ride in my bad mobile for you! And it’s not cheating.

I needed someone to break the chain you know what I mean? Its like once the spell is broken, the good things follow. So according to the book on ‘ To break the spell of no babes in your wheels yet. ‘ I needed someone to hop in admiring it that’s not a dude. So in comes good old mom. Sorry I didn’t mean to infer you are old mom. It’s just a phrase. Ok! Ok! I’ll change it. In comes Great Loving Mom. Happy?

So officially after conducting the spell breaking ritual, the flood gates will now be open. Soon the chicks will be banging down the door begging to come in. I’m sure any moment now they will ask if they can get a ride in this beautifully crafted machine. Any minute now it’s going to pour women down from the sky like the song. ‘cept that she’s singing It’s Raining Men. But you get the picture. Any time now. I am waiting. Ok maybe tomorrow. Or maybe the day after. Maybe the spell breaking ritual has to reach the spell god and he’s got his hands full with requests to overturn jinxs. Who am I kidding. I am going to burn the damn book.