Fountain Of Youth Discovered.

So right after depressingly being addressed as an uncle by a real life uncle and by real life I mean 20 years older than myself, I needed to seek out the fountain of youth. The one that will make me young again, least looking younger than someone clearly 20 years older than myself. And the answer to the miracle of youth aside from attempting to consume goat’s placenta is simply $460.

Yes, I had once again made the plunge into the world of expensive eye wear. A pair of turtle shell frames which will turn back the clock. Add a 5 day old goatee and tada! I am now officially 6 months younger than I was minus the magical glasses. Put back on my old frames and I aged immediately. Put that new one on and wala! It’s a time machine. Oh yeah. Best investment EVER! I bought 6 months of my life back. Well, sort of.

These are magical frames and I am convinced they make me young again because today when I was having lunch with my colleagues, one who is just sweet 21 was sprouting some youngster lingo and I totally got it! The rest of my colleagues seated next to me couldn’t figure out what she was saying and they are in their 20s! What did I tell you? They are really magic glasses. I am dead certain if I take them off and replaced with my previous frames that same colleague would seem to be speaking Greek. Put them back on and she’s speaking perfect English. Nice.

Those who convinced me that turtle shell frames are perfectly suited for me and they make me look young again claimed these classy glasses will turn in the chicks. Young chicks will be crumble for the look of a powerful young achiever who has the world at his feet. Ok a major overstatement but thanks for the effort people.

Unfortunately the only chicks I had managed to get take more than a couple of looks at me the past 5 days were mostly matured ladies. My colleague was certain that one of the matured lady intentionally did a Sharon Stone on me while we were out for lunch a couple of days ago. But thats debatable. No doubt some of the mature ladies were pretty hot but it’s not quite the promised land of young hot chicks. But I suppose 1 out of 2 isn’t half as bad. I guess the in thing now is older ladies dating younger man. Hmmm…looks like I just stumbled on another fountain of youth. Dating ladies clearly older than yourself! I am a genius! See what did I tell you about the magical glasses? They make me smarter too.