Number 1 & Counting!

Lately I noticed something has been happening. Something that I have been talking about from the very beginning which is hot chicks paying more attention to me and my hot rod. She is cute. Standing no more than 1.6m tall, long silky hair, slim with legs that’s so smooth and nicely packaged if you know what I mean. Every time I drive into the parking lot under my block when she’s around, she would do a quick check on herself in the reflection of the car she’s standing near and pretend not to notice me. And I would catch her sneaking peaks at me after I parked and intentionally rummage through my dashboard to gather my stuffs which are usually nothing. This sets me up nicely to do my return sneak peaks to see if she is still looking. Nice. Finally, the anti jinx god is doing something about my request. Finally some hot babe is checking me and my bad mobile out.

Here’s the problem. When she is taking sneak peaks, it is usually because her bad ass looking boyfriend of hers is getting something in the car. Hence it gives her an opportunity to look and maybe admire. Ahem. Ok fine. Look. There is one time I noticed she sent him packing to a different parking lot away from her while leaving her standing and the freedom to cast longer looks as I slowly drive off and from my rear mirror I see her standing silently wishing she could do more as we move further apart. Such sadness in her eyes as she seem to want so hard to just say hello. Alright maybe it’s just me who want to say hello but she started it first. Here’s yet another problem, she looks barely past twenty two and for all I know she is looking for a brotherly or worst fatherly figure and I fit the bill perfectly. Wonderful. Perhaps I should have read the whole book on doing something about babes not in your hot rod before I burnt it. I could have missed out the parts where you have to request for the babes to also lust after you and not look upon you as an elder. Jumping the gun sucks.

Anyone knows where I can get the book that helps you break the jinx of babes who just think of you as brotherly or fatherly figure?